My name is The Professor.

You killed that Princess Bride quote.

Prepare to die.

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I’m impressed, Craigslist poster. Well done, sending a Missed Connection into the future.

Serious extra credit if you tell me your time traveling secrets.

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A solid paper, but… making out like a house on fire? Seriously?

Houses on fire do NOT make out. They light each other on fire.

Revise.

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Norton Anthology of American Poetry? – m4w
Date: 2011-02-18, 5:13AM CST
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So we were making out like a house on fire in that bar downstairs last night. Your friends cock-blocked me big time — it took like three of them You might have told me your name, but I think I was, right in that moment, trying to look down the front of your shirt, to see my future. That fleece-y North Face thing … well, anyway.

I have something of yours, and you have something of mine.

Brunch this weekend?

* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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The Daily Californian’s Strikeout blog covered Missed Corrections in a recent post. A+++! Great article.

Read up over on the official website.

Missed Corrections Attempts to Correct Grammar on Craigslist [Dailycal.org]

Booty like a rainbow, all the way.

Whoa. Booty like a rainbow.

What is happening.

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

Thanks to Katie and her rainbow-esque booty, for the link.

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WHYY Newsworks highlighted Missed Corrections as a suggestion this Valentine’s Day.

Thank you, Shannon. A+.

Spend Valentine’s Day Making Fun of Others [ Newsworks.org ]

Wow.

Bravo. A+.

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Sorry, but that is physically impossible.

Unless her body temperature is -361.12 degrees Fahrenheit.

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Stockholm syndrome is a serious issue, Northern Liberties hipster.

Please look into it before pursuing your kidnappers, classy though they sound.

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Wet Seal turned this in as extra credit, a non-Missed Connections entry. Needless to say, I was very disappointed.

Thank you to Chris Illuminati for the link. Yes, that is his real name.

If Your Single, So Am I [ Wet Seal ]